"Oh captain, my captain."
DPS and a list of beautiful words? Oh yes.
Ferrets playing inside a box of packing
On a scale of Thorin to Kili, what’s your current mood?
Stiles slips his fingers into Derek’s as they walk into the train station, it’s quiet, no one’s looking, he doesn’t care.
"You gonna write?"
"Of course," Derek murmurs, squeezes his fingers, "If you will?"
"Every day," Stiles breathes, "Though, I imagine it’ll make some of them quite short, I might run out of things to say."
Stiles shoves at his shoulder, saves to memory the way Derek smiles as he twists away. He lets Derek pull him close, catches hold of the starchy front of his uniform, “Stay alive,” he orders.
Derek nods shortly, ducks to kiss his knuckles, and then turns, clambers onto the train, “I’ll read them, even if you just write me a list of what you eat, I… I’ll need them,” he says finally.
Stiles swallows hard, “‘Love you,” he manages.
Derek makes a noise in the back of his throat, almost swallowed up by the conductor’s whistle, “You too.”
"Come back to me.”
I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”
SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME
I SAW HIM TOO AND I WAS A WEEPING ANGEL AND HE TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THE WAY BUT I DIDN’T MOVE CUZ HE WAS STARING AT ME SO HE JUST SIGHED AND WENT AROUND ME
I WAS DRESSED AS THE DOCTOR AND HE TRIED TO MOW ME OVER
I LOVE DEDICATED COSPLAYERS
I FRICKIN SONICED THIS GUY AND HE GIGGLED SAID IT TICKLED
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
how am i going to explain one direction to my children
the same way your parents explained the beatles to you
Still the most amazing opening credits ever.
Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.
I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.
I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.